So, a couple years ago, Joe and I bought some textured foot grip things for our bathtub. They’re shaped like little ducks.
I was in the bathroom sticking them on, and Joe came in and asked how it was going.
I said, “Oh, it’s going swimmingly."
He didn’t even laugh. It was a double pun, because hello. The grips were shaped like ducks and I was putting them in the bathtub.
Nobody ever laughs at my puns.